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Sickness on the waves of early season ups and
downs.
Boulevard Road Race, Campo CA, February 1, 2003
Bike + gear + clothing: $4000
Entry into first race of 2003: $38.00
Getting ass handed to me by Southern Californians: priceless.
I'm tired. More tired than any human ought to be. See, I hired
this coach to make me a better bike racer. I do what coach says.
Coach says ride lots. I ride lots. Coach says lift weights. I lift
weights. Coach says do intervals. I do intervals. Coach says race,
but not to place. I race. Coach says, if I want to get faster, I
have to get slower first. Considering how slow I am right now, if
this holds true I'll be burning up the tarmac come July.
SoCal racer chicks can seem a pretty elitist bunch. I get soundly
ignored when I try to make nervous conversation with some of them
before the race, and these are the women I have been riding with
all winter long! Maybe they’re nervous, or just getting their
race faces on. I feel like the outsider, the new kid on the block.
Oh yeah, I am the new kid. Oops. A kind person from Colorado chats
with me, though. Thanks Missy.
The course: 22.5 miles, the first 11 are almost all downhill, the
last 11 are uphill - over 1,000 feet each lap. I had pre-ridden
the course the week before and am nervous about the descent - it’s
very fast and twisty. I’m nervous about the wind. During the
pre-ride, I almost got knocked down by the Santa Ana crosswinds.
I’m nervous about the pain I am about to experience. This
course is way too hard for February.
As expected, we fly down the hills at breakneck speed. I try to
keep the legs spinning to stay warm and fight off the urge to feather
the brakes. The descent isn’t as bad as I remember, and we
hit the first hill together. First hill: gasp, gasp all around.
I keep up. I see Lynn Gaggioli, formerly Lynn Brotzman, up ahead,
not following the attacks. Nothing gets too far up the road, and
so I wait, thinking "I'll just follow Lynn. She's a pro, and
she knows the other racers better than I do." It occurs to
me that my legs hurt. I try to concentrate. A short flat section
allows some recovery, more climbing, more gasping. I'm at the back,
too close to women who are breathing way too hard. It sounds like
an emphysema ward back here. I need to move up.
Another short flat section, I move up to Lynn's wheel, getting ready
for the big nasty long climb ahead. We hammer up a short incline
and make the turn that starts the real climb and my legs just quit.
Goodbye pack, hello no man's land. As the pack gets further away,
I time the gap, less than a minute. I deliriously convince myself
I can close that. Ha ha ha. Two women bridge up to me, and we work
together. One of them is a cheerleader, and every time I struggle
she yells "C'mon Laura, you can do it!" I decide she has
a surplus of oxygen and want to strangle it out of her. I have a
great desire to tell her to just piss off, but she’s too nice,
and I just pedal along like a puppy - pant pant pant. I try to pull
a couple times, but the cheerleader wants to do all the work. Fine
with me.
Second lap - group of 3. The pack is gone. We swap recipes. The
teeny bopper 22-year old birthday girl rides away on the second
to last hill. I drop my companion on the last hill, seeing some
riders ahead I want to try and catch. They're just stragglers from
the collegiate field. Darn. I cross the line, finally, but seem
to get completely ignored by the referees even though I call to
them. I'm certain they didn't score me. All the chicks from the
front group are having a tea party on the side of the road and I'm
not invited because I'm not fast, boo hoo. I ride back to the car
with a nice woman from Mexico who got 5th. She's very modest considering
she was on Rona in 2001.
Race over. Time to pout. I wasn't last, but considering climbing
is supposed to be my strength, I thought I'd make the front group.
Disappointed, I question my sanity, my abilities and just about
everything else. It’s not until a week later that I figure
out who won, and looking at the list of names I don’t feel
so bad.
Women 1/2/3 (24 Riders)
1. Lynn Gagglioli Four Wind
2. Rhonda Quick Red 5
3. Rook Cambell HiTech Bikes
4. Dolly Ginter Veloce
5. Gabriella Farrat Mexico
6. April Henderson Andersen Helens/Trek/VW
7. Jenny Eyerman Red 5
8. Carol Lynn Neal Amgen
9. Jen Stevens Red 5
10. Lynn Albrow Zombies
11. Tammy House HiTech Bikes
12. Linda Strada Simple Green
13. Jennifer Franklin
14. Laura Weislo Squadra Coppi
15. Erica Schwartz Red 5
16. Susan Cooper Zombies
17. Missy Thompson Vitamin Cottage
18. Laura Perdew HiTech Bikes
19. Cindy Morgan HiTech Bikes
20. Annette Padilla SDBC
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